Wedding Speech Delivered by the Bride -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeche

Wedding Speech Delivered by the BrideHello everyone. I guess this is slightly unusual - the Bride doing a patois - but as you all know, the chances of me being able to stay quiet whilst everyone else does a speech were pretty slim.A good speech, they say, should be like a mini-skirt - swindle enough to be interesting, yet long enough to cover the essentials So here goes........Thank you all for coming to share the day with us. umteen of you have had to take time off work and/or traveled a fair distance to be with us straightaway - we in truth do appreciate the sacrifices that have been made for us.Of course, there are virtually faces missing from this celebration as I look round the dwell and for whatever reason, cannot be with us to share this special occasion. Id like to touch a toast now to the different people weve kn admit and love who are looking down on this celebration and hopefully having a little one of their own up there Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please ach e and raise your glasses to Absent Friends and Loved Ones.Thanks to everyone who has helped in one counseling or another(prenominal). I wont mention names as Ill more than apt(predicate) forget someone and upset them Special thanks to Mom, Dad, Irene and Jimmy for their munificent contributions. Also, thankyou to Irene and Jimmy for raising James so well, althoufg I understand that the warrantys step to the fore of date and the refund deadline has long since passed. I mean Il... ...finally start to permit himself go Anyway, thankyou James for turning up today, on time and fittingly dressed. (Turn to hubby) You are the love of my life, my best friend and now my hubby. I dont think anybody could be as happy as I am today and I cant wait for us to share the rest of our lives together.Ill drink my own private toast to James later. Iwould now like to propose another toast, this time to you, our guests. (Get hubby to stand up) Cheers everyoneI had a great trick writing this speec h and even more of a laugh delivering it - specially as the Best Man (and everyone else) had no idea it was coming and he was geeing himself to stand up Hope this helps other Brides planning a speech.